Assbutts Anonymous

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

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skulltrip:

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LOL - to quote Foghorn Leghorn, “That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball!” :)

onamelancholyhill:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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getoffmybloghoe:

heard you were talking shit 

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arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

This. Is. BEST!

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“You seriously think that? Because none of it, none of it, is true. Listen man, I know we’ve had our disagreements okay. Hell I know I’ve said some junk that’s set you back on your heels but Sammy, come on. I killed Benny to save you. I’m ready to let this bastard and all the sons-of-bitches that killed mom walk because of you. So don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you. It has never been like that. Ever. I need you to see that. I’m begging you.”

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bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

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